After we win our bazillion dollar lawsuit against Instagram we be livin' da high life biotches.

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"Surely I Jest", you say? I most certainly do not... and don't call me "Shirley".

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For The Thousandth time... I Didn't Squeeze The Charmin!

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Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm Quite Sure That's How It's Done... I Go First, Then It's YOUR Turn. Jeez Louise

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Listen, I'd Wish U A Merry Christmas... But As U Can See, I'm Quite Busy Looking Adorably Cute

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fuh, fuh, fuh... furgle, snurgle, fooo

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yes, yes i'm cute, i'm cute, yadda, yadda... go 'way

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